Romanticide is when you love so completely they disease and suffocate your every thought, and eventually find yourself drowning in the black abyss of rejection. The only way out is death. Or chocolate, if you’re lucky.
Fortunately this hat will protect you from those freaks. Black cotton snapback cap, silver metal chain across front, pewter spikes, red and black gems.
And if she doesn’t take you back, just leave her on the side of the LIE – the choice is yours.
Snapback, one size fits all